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 By Polo the Weirdo   •   31st May 2012   •   8,185 views   •   32 comments
Young Horse Dictionary

In this article, I will providing definitions for what our commands mean to the young horses we’re trying to train. This article is for entertainment purposes only.

On the ground
What you say: "This is a saddle."
What he hears: "This is an alien monster from out of space come to devour you. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

What you say: "Whoa!"
What he hears: "We’re in danger! Here, take this lead rein and drag me to safety! I don’t care how battered and bruised I get!"

What you say: "NO!"
What he hears: "Oh, please do keep doing that! It’s just the most delightful game!"

What you say: "Walk."
What he hears: "Gallop."

What you say: "Trot."
What he hears: "Gallop."

What you say: "Canter."
What he hears: "Gallop."

What you say: "Gallop."
What he hears: "Please jump the arena face and gallop away as far as you possibly can."

What you say: "Stand!"
What he hears: "Please practise your dance steps! Don’t forget to step on my feet to get the correct sound effects!"
 
In the saddle
What you say: "Jump that cross!"
What he hears: "Stay as FAR as you can away from that horse-eating monster! NO! Seriously, don’t go near it. It’ll bite your hooves! It will!"

What you say: "Trot in a straight line."
What he hears: "Serpentine in working trot."

What you say: "Canter."
What he hears: "Fly leap, and proceed in working ‘bucking fit’ to gate."

What you say: "Calm down!"
What he hears: "Please buck me off right now, I really have been dying for some flying lessons!"

What you say: "Halt."
What he hears: "Tug at my hands as much as you can, and keep on going!"

What you say: "It’s okay, it won’t hurt you."
What he hears: "Nowhere is safe! Everything is out to get you… LEAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELF!"

What you say: "Bad horse."
What he hears: "Excellent work today, my valiant steed! You’ve carried out all my instructions perfectly! I simply cannot wait to do all this again tomorrow!

Young Horse Dictionary
Young Horse Dictionary
Young Horse Dictionary
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Valkyrie  MOD online
LMBO this is brilliant XD and oh so true. Especially pertaining to Thoroughbred yearlings.
  May 31, 2012  •  3,606 views
 
Happy Stables  MOD 
Cleaver article, I loved it!
  May 31, 2012  •  3,789 views
 
Starlight Farm  
hahaha this is great
  May 31, 2012  •  4,680 views
 
Madeirey  
HEHEHEHEHEHE! This is awesome!
  May 31, 2012  •  4,582 views
 
weezapony  
SO true...and this isn't only true for young horses, you know. XD
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,581 views
 
Emmurr  
Hahahaa, that's brilliant xD
I often wondered what they were thinking when I ask for something, now I know!
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,603 views
 
Let It Ride  
So true ROFL
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,600 views
 
Double Spur Ranch  
great article
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,601 views
 
Wanderin Boy Memorial  MOD 
Haha, I love your articles Polo
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,952 views
 
Doodles Forever  
Hahaha *wipes tear*.
I now know where those horses get their ideas from. xD
  Jun 1, 2012  •  4,933 views
 
Polo the Weirdo  MOD 
Glad you guys enjoyed it! ^_^ And thanks for the likes. :)
  Jun 2, 2012  •  4,923 views
 
Deleted Accounts  
haha this is brilliant and so true:3
  Jun 2, 2012  •  5,611 views
 
MySweetButterfly  
HEHEHE. This is so funny and true!
  Jun 2, 2012  •  5,807 views
 
Painted Destiny  
This is great. I love it. Very true ^^
  Jun 2, 2012  •  5,859 views
 
Estella Noire  
Hahaha!

Love your articles, Polo, just amazing!
  Jun 2, 2012  •  5,815 views
 
RoyalCrownEstates  MOD 
R O F L

that is astronomical!
I love it.
  Jun 2, 2012  •  5,797 views
 
Carpe Diem  
This is amazing. xD love it!
  Jun 3, 2012  •  5,799 views
 
Run Free  
i believe i know one young horse that jump that cross, it's only on the first hole means 'the fence is huge please jump the stand or it will eat your hooves'
  Jun 3, 2012  •  5,857 views
 
Deep as Rhubarb  
Hehehehe! Pure epicness! LMBO!!
  Jun 3, 2012  •  5,890 views
 
Unbridled Sakia  
Totally LOLed at this. I would have to say with one of my horses they are using this dictionary!
  Jun 5, 2012  •  5,820 views
 
Moose  
Hilarious stuff, Polo! Keep posting!
  Jun 7, 2012  •  5,822 views
 
Artista  
Isn't that the truth. =-)
  Jun 9, 2012  •  5,802 views
 
Let It Ride  
ROFL because it's so true hahaha
  Jun 11, 2012  •  5,782 views
 
Anabel6931  
Is this true? If so, where did you get this from? :)
  Jun 14, 2012  •  5,783 views
 
Summer Rain  
Why did you show this to Westie and Puzzle? Why?! :D
  Jun 16, 2012  •  4,429 views
 
Empathy  
This is hilarious! Seriously polo! Write more please!:D
  Jun 18, 2012  •  4,436 views
 
Hakuna Matata  
HAHA this is brilliant :D
  Jun 18, 2012  •  4,429 views
 
BarrelRacer1300  
This is soooooooo funny I loved it and its true
  Jun 19, 2012  •  4,991 views
 
HITW  
Haha. So true!
  Jun 23, 2012  •  4,624 views
 
Cowzers  
This is great ! Loved it :)
  Jul 4, 2012  •  4,423 views
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